Featuring: recording in my back garden (well, back area), being somewhat rude to my partner, @redmamba, @bumph, parking near the Westfield Centre, my lack of beer knowledge, non-alcoholic drinks, buying drink based on numbers, Fitts' law, the West London Line / London Overground, Park GÃell, my son's rather interesting theory about eyebrows, Nutella beards, North Pole depot, Sisters of Mercy in Barcelona, Twisted Sister, MÃtley CrÃe, Hanoi Rocks, Spotify, DECT phones, my wet trousers, localised rainclouds, "Swedes! Yummy!", swearing, @suttonhoo and what she does on Flickr, Detritus, FlickIt, my terrible laziness, spam and being spammy, Jacob's Ladder, my awful memory, Lorina pomegranate lemonade, self-faving, spelling homework, Qik and Vimeo, ten pizzas and @judecrocker.

Someone came knocking ~ At my wee, small door;
Someone came knocking ~ I'm sure-sure-sure;
I listened, I opened, I looked to left and right,
But nought there was a-stirring ~ In the still dark night;
Only the busy beetle ~ Tap-tapping in the wall,
Only from the forest ~ The screech-owl's call,
Only the cricket whistling ~ While the dewdrops fall,
So I know not who came knocking, At all, at all, at all.

Also, I'd like to apologise for any remarks of mine that sounded like I was unsympathetic towards transsexual or transgender people.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK In a doorway in Charing Cross Road. Nods to @youngamerican and Foyles cafe, Crossrail, the Astoria, smoking, the other guy in the podcast. Lots of ambient noise. I like it. And Starbucks. Also, it's a chance to test out my Edirol R-09HR Recorder: apparently the same model as use by @ukparliament and @lloyddavis.