NOT SAFE FOR WORK In which we mention Roo Reynolds, Charter Marks, Southwark Council, Chris Dalby and a video he took of me and his Twitter account - @yellowpark, the 185 bus, shaving, beards, things on Flickr tagged "Easter Island", tablet, Monmouth Coffee, toast, Red Dwarf, marmalade, Metallica, Rab C. Nesbitt, The Day Today, sex faces - thanks especially to @threedaymonk for reminding me that it's 'Faces of Ecstasy' by Giulio Sciorio, hang-gliding in Algeria, the Cresta Run, the Blue Mountain Cafe and dogging.